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To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.
Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!
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also known as EDFs.
When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.
1: "I had a dream about you the other night. I'm still trying to figure out why".
2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".
1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."
2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".
1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".
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When talking about the movie "Fight Club," it is the one person in the group of people who points out that "there is no Fight Club."
Joe: Yo want to come to my house to watch a movie?
Steve: Yeah let's watch "Fight Club."
Pete: Yeah! That's a kick ass movie. Let's watch it on my Blueray.
Joe: "Fight Club" is definitely one of my favorites.
Leonard: There is no "Fight Club."
Steve: Who invited him? He's totally That Fight Club Guy.
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When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.
Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?
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The sexual act of having anal sex with a partner and then making yourself puke inside the butthole of the partner and then quickly sticking your penis inside their anus and use the puke as "lube".
Tiffany: Oh my god my ass smells rank!
Becca: Why?
Tiffany: Ugh, Terry and I were doing the Indiana Sand Fight, I dont think I will ever get the smell out!
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To add "safety precautions" when it really invades ones privacy.
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A drink created in Western PA....An irish car bomb followed by a jager bomb followed by a vegas bomb....warning side effects include lack of good judement, lack of motor skills, causing you to become locked out in the snow for three hours while everyone else bar hops, having to call your wife to pick you early while the rest of your friends laugh at you and........vomit
Hey man lets do a bear fight in vegas...
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