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On this wonderful day all of us girls will get our revenge.We will make men wish they they never knew us.The day will be held om the 1st of May.And men please dont be childish bout this u deserve this.
national revenge on all men day 🤍
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A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
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man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....
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a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
STAY AWAY FROM MEN DAY MEN SUCK I GOT RAPED AND APPARENTLY TODAY IS NATIONAL RAPE DAY I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SO PLEASE STAY SAFE
Dont hurt me
I'm gonna hurt you
Its april 24th stay away from men day stay safe
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an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy
- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)
- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree
"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…
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A day to counter female and male objectification culture that is glorified by 'Steak and BJ day on this same irrelevant number of a day.
Chap: Oh hi! whats new today?
Chap 2: "Orite mate, I'm having a fat steak for dinner then shoving my meaty piece inside.... because its Steak and bj day"
"Oh, nice, I'm playing some football, then off to protest against misogynistic twats like yourself because its "March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day" - the day men stand up against objectification of humans. You're more than welcome to come."
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