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there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.
vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.
chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.
Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
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Name is taken from an attack move made in Final Fantasy VII for Playstation. Modern term for ejaculating on a woman's chest and then peeing on the semen "mountain" produced while ejaculating.
"Dude, last night Debbie caught me off guard. She asked me to do a gold mountain on her butthole."
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The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.
A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
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An imaginary drink that you wash down your waaburger and french cries with.
Jeremy: Man, fuck Chauncey Billups!
Asa: Why don't you go get a waaburger, some french cries and a big 'ol mountain boo hoo?
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there really is no defining. If you are here, good chances your mind is twisted and can figure it out. If not, phone a friend.
Upon his return from a long trip away, she was ready to climb the daddy mountain
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Having sex in a cable car/gondola while going up/or between mountains to ski.
dude, i got king of the mountain today,
sick bro, where did you pick that chick up?
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The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Wiggler" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Wiggler" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.
Known as a Mississippi Caterpillar east of the Mississippi River
If you pass out drunk at the game tonight, you might get a Rocky Mountain Wiggler!
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