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Choosing to rub a cat exclusively with your left hand, reserving the right hand for touching everything else. Mainly useful for people avoiding allergies.
You're allergic to cats? Try out the indian cat rub!
When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.
When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1
Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…
Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.
Example 2
Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!
Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?
Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.
Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.
Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?
The act of masturbating through one's pants. The term originates from the fact that the person (usually male) needs to rub their penis through their pants, but to do so inconspicuously they do it by via the pocket(s).
That girl was so incredibly hot that I had to do a pocket rub
Another term for masturbating!
Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.
A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.
That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.