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Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, it is when you diarrhea, not shit, into a woman's vagina and consequently peruse it with your erect penis.
Latisha was a kinky bitch, so she asked her boyfriend to perform an Alabama Swamp Taco on her. Her boyfriend consequently left her.
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A)One who sits his ass down in his car seat, with out knowing a water ballon was just popped there.
B)Also know as a the gay delievery guy across the street from me or Sir-Fag-Alot.
Me: Haha Sir-Fag-Alot's ass is all wet and know it looks like he pissed himself.
Sir-Fag-Alot: Yo go get your father.
My Brother: Shut the fuck up swamp ass before i smack you in your mouth.
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When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"
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An almost ineffective attempt at giving somebody a Chocolate Sunrise, resulting in them rolling over on their stomachs and getting the poop all over the bed.
I tried giving Elaine a Chocolate Sunrise, but she rolled over, turning it into a full-blown Midnight Swamp Tour.
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Known to live in the backyards of Foran High School Alumni. Deadly "creature of the bog" Territory is from Marsh Hill rd south to Gulf beach.
Holy shit is that a coyote? Nope that is a Mother Fucking Algonquin Swamp Wolf
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when a person doesn't wipe there ass good, then gets very sweaty, and the swamp runs down there leg.
I just took the biggest dump of my life! We need to practice for cross country. (10-15 minutes later) Damn! I've got the swamp ass!
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