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bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group

Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.

by DontAskAgain October 28, 2021


Pogrs loot tables

Something that's as cool as a minecraft pet.

WOW THATS SO POGRS LOOT TABLES!

by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021


Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.

They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061

by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022


Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020


Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020


Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.

Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...

by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010


The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.

The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."

by Jotojoe March 19, 2013