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A dick that is two different shades of color
Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.
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Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.
“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.
Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.
Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.
Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
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1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.
1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.
2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!
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The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.
Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.
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A term used while smoking weed. It is used when someone takes two tokes of weed during his turn..
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Someone who thinks they are hip, while in reality being outdated and foolish. From the song "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas.
"They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so Two-thousand and late"
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Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."