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An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.
Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit
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The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.
Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?
Person 2: No, how many are there?
Person 1: There's too many to count!
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A homosexual native american who has absolutely no control of their liquor, and Frequently goes on drunken tirades. Wreaking havoc on anyone or thing in his path.
I was walking down the street and a Juneau United kid punched me in the kidney.
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A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.
There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)
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In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. 1 unit, 2 unit, and 3 unit rotating continually. 2 unit is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on 2 unit!
Look what 2 unit did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on 2 unit!
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A group of kids that just smoke joints. Drink beers Listen to music watch films and most importantly chill the fuck out
I could go megga chill unit right about now
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Refers directly to the citizens of the nation The United States
I was born in Missouri, therefore, my nationality is United Statesian
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