CHAIR

YOUR ARE A GAY BASTARD WHO SUCKS ONLY DICK. YOU HAVE HIV AND YOU LOVE GAY ORGIES

YOU ARE A CHAIR

chair

uh huh

Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*

Chair

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why

I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up

Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now

When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?

A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?