door check

pronounced (dough check)a warning. busting someone out when they did something wrong and you let them know by door checking them.

mary, door check,i know you snitching. Stay away from me.

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smog check

Snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Ox why is your face covered with coke?
I just gave Angela a smog check!

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Prostate check

A term used by homosexual doctors to make the act of fingering ones butthole seem legitimate.

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: hello there, it appears you require a prostate check.

Victim: But I came to get a check up regarding my sore stomach?

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: ...I'll be able to view your stomach by... frigging your butthole?

Victim: Sounds fishy to me...

Bent Queer Fag Doctor: Yeah stfu and bend over already.

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the Hand Check

An awesome band hailing from Irving, Texas. They're so awesome, they have no need for instrumentals. It is all played by mouth.
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The Band:
Evan: Lead/beatbox (So good, you'd think he's 10 insanely awesome beatboxers rolled into one)
Ashley: Cowbell (Christopher Walken would be proud)
Charlette: Triangle (Who knew math could sound so good?)
Saby: Symbol (Thats me!)
Don: Tamberine (And she's darn good at it)

Behind-the-Scenes help:
Groupies: Too many to count
Body Guards: a few
everyone else: your mentioned too!

Everyone: *super secret awesome handshake* Hand Check! *motivational hand-in-the-center-thing* *raise hands*

Bystander #1: That was awesome!
Bystander #2: I just had an epiphony!
Bystander #1: What?
Bystander #2: I want a baked potato!
the Hand Check: And a chimichanga!

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Check Please

Used to cut someone off in conversation cause the conversation dry as Fuck and no one want to hear bout your sorry ass life!!!

This Nigga kept talking so I said “Check Please” cause I’m ready to leave dis conversation!!!!

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Seppo Check

A check carried out to make sure someone isn’t a seppo, whether it be of mind or of body.

The term was originally coined in “a group that anyone can join except if you’re from the US” on Facebook, but it has since been adapted by groups and pages across Facebook.

“I love my 17 Walmart guns”
“Woah mate, we are going to need a seppo check over here”

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Mic Check

Roaring/Yelling at the top of your lungs while simultaneously grasping your phallus, shaking your tongue, and ejaculating all over the place. Normally done while standing for a better experience.

(1) Seth performed a mic check to re-establish his dominance.

(2) Jed broke the awkward silence with a mic check.

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