fatty fatty two by four

Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.

Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.

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The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level

Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.

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Four fingers up

If you have four fingers up you think Nalarnia is the coolest person in the world

Holding four fingers up means Nalarnia is super slick

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Wisconsin Four-Way Stop

A convergence of two roads, with four stop signs, where Wisconsin drivers lose all mental capability and instantaneously forget who arrived first, thereby inciting a series of blank stares as no one goes for at least 30 seconds, followed by a frantic panic as everyone tries to go all at once.

I was 15 minutes late to work today because I was trapped at a Wisconsin Four-Way Stop with 3 cars, each driven by a bluehair.

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Four Lovers Cake

A term used to describe the friendship between four great friends as one.

the Vanilla,the Chocolate,the Icing,and the Candles.

"You can never seperate those four"

"It's because they love eachother like Fat kids love Cake!"

OMG WTF BBQ Y U STAB ME! "That is why they are known as the Four Lovers Cake"

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four fingers up

four fingers up mean you get no pussy and you have L rizz

"jireh has four fingers up he gets no pussy"

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Four Fountain Salute

When a woman expunges the bodily fluids from intercourse from her four main crevices (mouth, belly-buttons, vagina, and anus) at once by blowing, tensing the lower pelvic muscles, and bending over forward all at once.

Wei Tiyu: Alright, fire the Four Fountain Salute!
Hi Sishi Bichseh: Ahhh!
Wei Tiyu: Arg, you didn't have to get it all over the ceiling too!

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