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The most lethal weapon to ever be placed on this... thingamawhatsit.
Meggie and Sashi have a lemon grenade. I am afraid to speak to them now.
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The act of squeezing your cum into a cup of water after pulling out and forcing your partner to drink it.
After fucking Kate last night, I pulled out and gave her an Indian Lemon Wedge!
A kickass American endurance racing series involving 500$ crap cans and drunk hillbillies.
"Did you hear SpeedyCop put a Cessna chassis over a toyota minivan? Can't wait to see it at the next 24 Hours of Lemons race"
Chop the end off a lemon then insert Into the rectum with the chopped end facing out. Tighten and relax the nipper valve till the adequate amount of brown lemon water is added to your favourite soft drink.
'what did you put in my Fanta dude, it tasted tangy?'
'ohh that... I just added some brown lemon water, nothing to worry about'
Something you say to annoy your higher-ups.
Teacher: "This assignment is due tomorrow."
You: "Okiedokie lemon smokie."
Teacher: Excuse me? What?
To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.
Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.
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This is when you want to put whipped cream on a chicks pussy when you eat her out, but she forgot to wipe her vag last time she pissed, causing the whipped cream to become a yellowish color.
I wanted to add some flavor to my girlfreinds vag, instead i got a nasty lemon meraunge pussy.
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