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The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid
Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu
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To become high unexpectedly.
He forgot he ate those magic brownies and became suspect to surprise pot.
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A honey. A sexy woman you would gladly trade your fine pot of jam, in return for sex.
Contractions include just saying the word jam when describing a hot person to another person with out said hot person becoming wise.
I'd fuck her for a pot of jam.
Damn! she's jam!
JAM!
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Where all the crabs go to get steamed!
Person 1: Hey, where you going tonight? (Person 1 is a crab)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)
(Both are getting steamed)
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A person who has little tolerance for alcohol, in particular beer or lager. This can also develop over the years as you and your mates tolerance for "the pints" diminishes with age.
That Ruperts been bar boxing again. He's a bit of a two-pot-screamer.
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When you see a bunch of sunburnt people (usually tourists) together in one spot.
Dude 1 "Hey look at that crab pot there hundreds of em! the burnt buggers!"
Dude 2 "I'm hungry now"
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The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.
"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."
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