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An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.
Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit
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The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.
Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?
Person 2: No, how many are there?
Person 1: There's too many to count!
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A homosexual native american who has absolutely no control of their liquor, and Frequently goes on drunken tirades. Wreaking havoc on anyone or thing in his path.
I was walking down the street and a Juneau United kid punched me in the kidney.
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A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.
There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)
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A person who is unshackled from the burdens of compromise in matters of the heart.
Did ya hear Steve is a free unit these days? He broke it off with old love and he’s off riding his Harley whenever he pleases the lucky bugger!
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A boyfriend or girlfriend who you live with but are unsure of if you want to really be with or cannot stand. However you are inclinded to remain together for monetary reasons including paying rent and bills and taking care of kids if applicable.
It would be fun to seek out other relationships but it is convenient that I have an economical unit to help with the kids and bills. Upsetting our daily routine would cause more struggle than desired currently.
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A word used to refer to a person (guy or girl) you have a purely sexual relationship with. Moreover, there has never been and will ever be the desire for more than that.
wigs says, "When she gets a little bit older she will be a lovely hump-unit."
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