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When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.
Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden
absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay
Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf
When your love for Tom Cruise is so extreme you focus your life on becoming his mommy.
“ I’m such a tommy mommy! Tom Cruise is so hot, call me Mr.s Cruise now ;) “
A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.
After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.
When you vomit inside a fat chick's gooch and keep eating her out.
Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."
Basically another way of saying “on god” “On Vito” or “ on mommy “.
I put that on Tommy she sucked my dick.
Or on Tommy I’ll smack the fuck out of you . A term founded in Hampton Va by kevo
Tommy Jarvis is a fictional character in the Friday The 13th franchise. He is portrayed by Corey Feldman in Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), John Shepherd in Friday The 13th: A New Beginning(1985), and Thom Mathews in Friday The 13th: Jason Lives (1986). Thom Mathews has made a special appearence in Friday The 13th: The Game: (2016), and Never Hike Alone: A Friday The 13th Fan Film (2017).
"Who is YOUR favirote Friday The 13th character?" Asked Joe. "Maybee, Tommy Jarvis, what about you, Harry."