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a "wife" by name but also a dude in reality, essentially just a cross dressing man assuming a role of a housewife.
Person A: yo, i heard you just got married!
Person B: yeah i did, i married a trap wife
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When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.
Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.
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Guy lines around a tent at a music festival which ensnare dazed hippie folk wandering by in the night.
Moonwillow totally blew out her knee after getting snagged in a hippie trap over by the porta potties
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Female anus; derived from greyhound racing terminology. See also blue jacket.
"Trap one was out of action, so I had to use trap two."
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when a guy's cock get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embarassment of public erection
Right before the teacher called me in front of the class, I used the mouse trap because I saw a hot girl.
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Men often call toliet cubicles traps, named lovingly after the traps that racing dogs start in before a race. A death trap is where you expect to take a dump but instead die during the performance. What a way to go!
My god, never expected that, Jim just went to the death trap.
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The place you don't really want to be at, but always end up going there to get fucked up.
Have you noticed that ever since Dillon moved, Brian & Newsome's place has become the new trap house.
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