Long Beach NY

long beach ny is home to the most amazing surfers and skaters on all of the east coast baby. Its a beautiful beach town with many many stoners. The entire highschool is pretty wacky itself. It is home to the most amazing bagels in all of new york. It is pretty segregated with all the nice beach homes, and then smaller bay homes behind the mcdonalds, (by the bay). All the kids usually hang out at their old elementary schools or under the boardwalk right on the beach. It is also home to the most GORGEOUS people in NY!

I went to long beach ny to get a bagel but i picked up a hottie instead.

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Ian Long

The stupid dumb motherfucker who shot up a bar and grill in LA and killed an officer in the process.

Yo did you hear about that LA Bar and Grill shooting?
Yeah that dumbass Ian Long did it and killed an officer in the process thank god he fucking died

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Long Hair

something you don't want unless you are a woman or have an epic mullet, in witch case you have a right to have long and lovely locks.

have you got Long hair?
No

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Dirty long jon

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

long-term relationshit

a crap that is more than 10 minutes

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.

all nightmare long

Highly popular song from the 9th studio album of Metallica, Death Magnetic, somewhat of a grandson of Enter Sandman in some peoples opinion.

Hunt you down without mercy, hunt you down all nightmare long...

Sweet-short-long

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:

Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.