jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.

I'm jog watching at the girls soccer practice.

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.

I'm going jog watching at track practice.

keep watch

Verb: invite others to witness you triumph

When the naysayers & haters think you about to fall but you one step ahead. Invite them with front row seats to watch you rise above the mess.
Keep watching and see that your negativity is making me stronger and causing me to shine that much brighter.

FB status: You thought you broke me when you stabbed me in the back. I have been making moves for such a time as this.

#KEEP WATCH👁👁

Wiki-Watch

Binge-watching a show on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime...while keeping an iPad opened to Wikipedia in order to flesh out the storyline with historical facts, facts about the actors, and other random silly questions we want answered. It's like MST3K and Pop Up Video had a baby.

I am so far behind on Sons of Anarchy. Let's Wiki-Watch to catch up.

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.