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Buzz-watching is the activity of watching a television show or movie while under the influence of alcohol or marijuana to enhance the watching experience.
John: Hey, wanna buzz-watch Wonka this weekend?
Louise: I'm so down! You want me to bring some edibles?
John: Sure, but I think I'll just stick with beer this time around.
An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.
Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?
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A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.
This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.
person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?
person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.
person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
The most cursed YouTube link in the history of YouTube links.
"Where's Joe?"
"watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c."
Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.
"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"
"Oh, yeah for sure!"
Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.
"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"
"Oh, yeah for sure!"
OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded. Opposingfork got bored and so he watched porn, his mom came in his room and saw the unspeakable moment when fork let it all out, he lost his edging streak on his mom, what a predicament, anyways now fork is in the gulag serving time for crimes he commited in the mongolian era. sad story
OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded oh no!