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1. The state of a man's (or woman's) face after performing a lot of oral sex on a woman.
verb (wet mugging)
1. The act of performing oral sex on a woman for long periods of time.
"Yo, did you see DeOnte's face last night? Dude had a straight up wet mug."
"You wanna see if Jamaal want to come meet up for lunch?"
"He said he can't. He's recovering from all the wet mugging he did last night.
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When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
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Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.
Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?
Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.
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A dream about being out of the lake, fishing, and drinking some beer.
“I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy out on the water”
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noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.
Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.
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The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.
Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!
Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?
Guy one: Nah.
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Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.
Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!
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