How to get a lesbian girlfriend

You seriously searched this? Eh. Whatever. First, i suggest going on a dating app such as amino, if your a teen. Complement them then ask to hang out or something...Ask if she has a crush, then say i do. Say its her... TwT ok ok, you don't have to do that, just become good friends then do something like that. Some things you can text her:
What games do u like?
@///@
Your cute
Cutie!
Hug?
Do you love me? As a friend (for now)
Thats all i have rn. Bye bye!

How to get a lesbian girlfriend

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How to make her sparkle

How to make her sparkle ..

One small jar of mutual attraction

Handful of sincerity

Add a touch of humour

Dash of chivalry

Touch of tenderness

Mix gently until all ingredients combined

Best left overnight …

Bake gently .. until golden

Allow to cool

Ensure said lady knows she is the one and only ….

Deliver via romantic moments (energetic exchange) such as kissing, gazing or general flirtations ….

Success can be noted through the eyes, commentary or artistic expression :D

How to make her sparkle … in theory ;)

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How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.

Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?

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How u sound b?

This sentence is commonly used when ordered to do something you do not have any intention of doing or when told something you weren't expecting and you get agry by it. The "b" can stand for anything you want it to, like: bitch, baby, boo, boy, etc.

Example 1
Teacher: you are failing
person 1: what? how u sound b?

Example 2
person 1: yo do my homework
person 2: how u sound b? do it yourself

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hows your toes

Means to say Hi...How uve been. usalliy replied with,"forever up"

Hows Your toes Jhon.
Forever up Jimmy

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How Do You Sleep?

A fucking brutal hate-song for Paul McCartney written by John Lennon.

"Oh, how do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?"

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How 'Bout Them Dodgers?

When using the phrase "How 'Bout Them Dodgers" you must be in a situation where someone asks you an awkward question or if someone asks you a question..and the answer is yes.

Beth: OMG you SOO like my best friend Jamie, HUH?
Steven: How 'Bout Them Dodgers?
Beth: OMGGGG I KNEW IT!
Steven: :D

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