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A realtor who loves hanging with her gals 🤪 (Except for Karen obvi) Momma of Jimmy Jeb LOL!!! (Laugh out Loud) Lover of all things cat themed, the color yellow, and lover of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! LOLLLLL 🤪 #JimmyJeb2024 #StayQuirky #LiveLaughLove
OMG! Do you see that realtor! I think that's Teresa Smith-Brooks! She's great!!! LOLLLLL
When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.
Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
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is a phrase used to describe a booze bag. She eats men for breakfast and drinks vodka for lunch. She'll roll over if you tickle her tummy.
im just having a few... really? Well i'm getting smashed victoria smith style! Expect some drunken calls.
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Destiny Nicole Smith Is a beautiful young lady who is great at everything she does she may do alot of stuff and make you mad as hell but then changes that to something heartwarming and caring, when you have her treat her right because she loses trust easily she is the best girlfriend/bestfriend you can ever be with shes beautiful and has great taste in style and great taste in food, so buy her lots of it she is kind hearted and if she leaves she will make you reminisce on the daily about her and the time you had together, she will make you try as hard as you can to get back with her she never folds she loves sports her favorite places to eat are chick fil a sonic and chipotle shes beautiful and deserves everything that she has need and want dont ever lie to her or anything she'll kill you she's the best bubbie you can ever ask for best wife and best person to keep you entertained with her corny or sarcastic jokes or her natural beautiful hair, She loves it when you writes long paragraphs bout her telling her how beautiful she is and how you will chase her to the ends of the earth and how she makes you feel on the inside Destiny is the best person to be with.
Omg theres Destiny Nicole Smith she's so beautiful just look at her hair.
I saw you walkin with Destiny this morning she's really pretty.
Destiny I love you more than anything you beautiful in and out and i would never try to hurt you or cheat on you bae ik imma fuck up bae but i ask for another chance to be that person in your life I wanna continue as your husband bae I cant sleep or eat at night you make me wanna buy us a private jet and just fly to whereeva you wanna live and buy you whatever you want baby I promise when you come back imma show you im really changing and ily baby thats neva gon change you so damn beautiful that guys fight over you. You make me wanna buy you a whole nother house a mansion with gummy bear chandiliers with a chick fil a in the room downstairs just incase you get the late night munchies baby come back to me and lemme show you how real im gon be from now on. Destiny
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When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.
"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"
"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"
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When someone looks concerned at all times.
girl 1: "Why does Jessica look so worried all the time?"
girl 2: "She's not worried, she just has Jaden Smith Syndrome."
girl 1: "Oh. What a bitch."
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