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Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp August 24, 2015


π”₯𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood

Highstar* wood : marijuana rolled in a backwood(leaf) and rolling papers

A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood

Yt:that’s a slimey(shady) π”₯𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood
Jef: ofc

by Mystar.con February 23, 2021


Pushin wood

When you’re taking it in the ass and you push the dick out like a log

β€œHe was too big so I had to start pushin wood”

β€œ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”

by crackawoodpusha January 2, 2023


Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum June 1, 2021


Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 21, 2005

88πŸ‘ 154πŸ‘Ž


Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs

Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"

by Chris RezNet November 16, 2006

20πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

by Wildcard55 October 9, 2010

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž