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a basic guy with two basic first names. he likes to go by "ben" because he doesn't like benjamin. he is outgoing, smart, obsessed with popcorn, and is way to confident. he has probably dated only one or two girls and loves to present speeches and is very positive. he is probably an overachiever in school. he is also very polite and mannered. he is friends with many different people and is a good person, although he can be NERDY.
benjamin william is going on a star wars marathon tonight, do not bother him.
did you hear that benjamin william got a 95% in his math course this semester? he is such an overachiever.
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One of the greatest female tennis players of all time. Currently ranked number 1 in the world. Holds the most major singles, doubles, and mixed doubles titles combined among active players, male or female. Her record of 34 Grand Slam titles puts her sixth on the all-time list: 19 in singles, 13 in women's doubles, and 2 in mixed doubles. Has a sister named Venus who is also a tennis player but Serena's better.
Serena Williams doesn't even try and she wins matches. She's that amazing.
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A guy that stopped being funny around 1982. Now he likes to come on the Tonight Show, sit next to Leno and do his lack of a bit for around 12 minutes. Then continue his shit when the next guest comes on if Williams has not run over and bumped them. Usually a 15-20 year old actress with a never heard of TV show. Few really famous people would appear on the same show as this ass. He interrupts and hogs as much of their 3 minutes and 15 seconds as he can.
Example:
Jay Leno: So you are from Kansas.
Actress: Yeah, I...(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I've been to Kansas Hark Hark! WHoA! Har HAR! Sunflowers and flat land.Womp, Womp! NA! HArk!
Jay: So your Mother is here?
Actress: Yes, she is..(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I had a mother! HAR HAR! ZOOM! Wonk!
It's not enough that he has hundreds of millions of dollars, everyone else must suffer.
That Robin Williams son of a bitch needs stop hogging the spotlight on the tonight show. Damn people who are half ass famous are thinking someone will spot them but that will never happen cause Robin Williams cannot shut his unfunny, fucking mouth.
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A Sam Williams is a man who falls in love with not women but the large cities they live in. He can be spotted during the hours of 5am and 6 am waking up in a sweater vest and khakis, not to mention the loafers awaiting his arrival at the foot of his bed.
Usually wears a suit regardless of the occassion and typically boasts about his recent discoveries of how to tie a bow-tie.
His infatuations with DZ girls only comes second to his love of number crunching and excel spreadsheets.
If looking to find a Sam Williams one only needs to listen for the sound of teeth brushing or gospel choir music radiating through the halls of a college dormitory.
Contrary to popular belief it is the Sam Williams' of the world that created the Dow Jones Industrial Average as well as invented the internet and currently write forbes magazine.
"Dude you won your college's American Idol competition? You're such a Sam Williams!"
"After being arrested for the 4th time my dad asked, Why Can't you be more of a Sam Williams!?"
"You were in JoS A. Banks for how long!? What a Sam Williams"
"You got jacked by a 10 year old!? What a Sam Williams"
Love u Sam
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Female with a penis as a head who feeds off of attention from nudist turtles.
definition:
1. that bitch loves naked turtles. She is such an Emily Williams.
2. Aww, her head is a penis. Let's call her emily Williams.
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The most annoying person in the world,someone please shoot him in the head or something!
He dances like an idiot,he sings like and idiot so that means..HE'S AN IDIOT!!!
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