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I’m guy who is kinda an ass, fake af, low key lazy, probably a maniac, and fabulously a colorful boi. He has an excuse for next to everything, and hates human interaction because half of the people he knows are FuCkiN NoRmiEs REEeEeEeEeEEEEeEeE
Hey I’m Matt. The guy who made an urban dictionary definition about himself because he has nothing better to do.
A synonym to watermelon because when quickly glanced at the words look surprisingly similar.
Did you try on the Matt Damon flavor of chap stick yet?
a fat ass who lies about shit and always brings up april 17, butttt supports “BLM” and “LGBTQ+” and is trash at most games, and nobody asked for his option
adrian matt, stop okay nobody asked so stop
Evelyn (A Normal Gal). She is a Matt kisser.
“Hey dude, did you hear? The Matt kisser is here.”
“lol”