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When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.
The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.
The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.
Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!
A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.
Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.
A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."
Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?
Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.
Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?
Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)
Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.
One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.
Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!