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The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."
Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.
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a substance added to prison meals to prevent the African Americans from raping each other
"With a daily dose of salt peter the inmates lose homosexual interest in each other."
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one of the worst STDs you can get. causes you to get this sudden urge to wear xxxxsmall womens polo shirts and sweat a lot in them. also causes you to put on some sort of retarded sneer whenever you get your picture taken that makes you look as if you have some horrible lip defect.
A: hey, what's wrong with Alex? lately he's been going around wearing his eleven year old sister's hoodies and baring his teeth at people.
B: oh, he has Peter Wentz. a good dose of Fifty Cent should take care of that.
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The man juice that escapes from the penis, shlong, shlort, or whatever you prefer to call it, before popping a wad (AKA pre-cum).
Sally wanted to suck Jim's pee-wee but the peter cheese shot her in the throat and she choaked.
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1.hottest guy ever
2.bassist in the band called "fall out boy"
3.owns the record label called "decaydance"
4.owns the clothing line called "clandestine"
5.owns a bar in new york called "angels and kings"
6.wrote a book called "the boy with a thorn in his side"
7.is basically awesomeness!! =D
girl 1:"hey do you know who peter wentz is?
girl 2:"yeah. isnt he that guy who is bassist in fall out boy,owns a record label named decaydance,owns a clothing line named clandestine,owns a bar named angels and kings,wrote a book named the boy with a thorn in his side,is hot and is basically awesomeness?
girl 1:yeah
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He will fuck your bitch. He gets all the hoes. He is better at fortnite than everyone. This is a real man.
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