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A diplamaldikat made by a holy herb smelling cockroach sandwiched in between a tater tot that got shoved up someones butthole and shot out their nose, and a handkerchief made of dyed eyelashes, which is very itchy.
Guys look! My aglet turned into a Diplamaldikat! No, wait, it's a RIley!
Wow!
riley is the best friend you could ask for. she is amazing at everything. she is so so beautiful and funny. she can be goofy and just have a good laugh with you. she can also be really good at talking to people and helping them get through stuff. If you get a riley in your life, don’t let go of them no matter what, i’ll make sure never to. I love you so much riley. Remember to infinity and beyond and beyond always and forever 🥺❤️🤞🏼♾
“You see her? That’s riley, I really want to be her friend”
A girl who may be hated by your friends and can be mean at times, but she’s someone you’ll never get out of your mind. She’ll be in your thoughts from the morning to the night. She looks almost like a goddess, her hair soft to the touch, her eyes the best you’ve ever seen, her face should be in magazines, she’s as stunning as a spring day. If you’ve done something wrong to her, you’d want to forgive her every day for it to be back on her good side. Even though she may think of you more as a hassle, you think of her as one of the best people ever. Every night you’d wish to hold her in your arms and give her the love that she deserves. And even though you may act like you’re over her or she doesn’t like you, your love is still going for her. She’s the perfect human being
Riley if you’re reading this, I love you <3
friend 1: omg riley is coming by, ugh I hate her
you: what is there to hate about riley? she’s amazing
Riley is such a beautiful, confident, funny, and smart girl. She is all talk , like seriously, everybody wants to be her and know her at the same time
“I wish I was like Riley”
“Same”
Riley is a 17 year old skinny queen who plays bass, has long hair, and is very tall. According to chat GPT, Riley's passion for playing bass suggests a deep connection to music, possibly indicating a creative and expressive nature. When in reality he is a single baddie who is ready for love (who should get married and move out, preferably marry someone whos name starts with L) Honestly Riley kinda looks like bibble but thats pretty boss babe of him so i cant complain.
Overall Riley is a pretty chill dude and he should definitely wife Liz up.
OMG riley is such a skinny queeeennnnnnnnnn