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A game played by boys in a dark room where the object it to try to grab the others ass. Extra points for checking someone's oil.
Did you hear Danny, Glenn and Isaac were caught playing Dirty Shark in the science lab during lunch period?
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When someone bites your dick during oral
She gave me shark's bite man, I needed ice!
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a gay person, someone who would cruise the mens shower looking for some penis meat to eat.
quit starin fool, what are you a fuckin shower shark?
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One of 360 species of sharks, the Land Shark is a member of the Carcharinformes order (ground shark). Characterized by a sliding flap that covers eyes;
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
see Carcharinformes and search for Land Shark
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A land shark is a cop who pulls onto the road and right when you notice them they pull up so close to your car to run your tag you can practically taste bacon. Oh, and of course ur riding dirty. With your cousin. Who's on probation. While your leaving the Mini Mart he just popped off for child support money.
Damn Ben, I hope you haven't fucked a girl who's raggin', cause tha Land sharks are out for blood today.......
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The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.
Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.
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Moving from the realm of cult into the realm of camp.
Jumping the shark: Top Gear jumped the shark when James May got in the car with Kenny Brock
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