a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now
me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I spotted at least 30 podestrians in college today
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The spot Baal goes to on the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare map Crossfire. No one else can use this spot because it is copyrighted and trademarked under the "Hate the Player" deal in which Baal (me) reserved the spot. YOU CAN'T USE IT!
Me (Baal)- I just shot you from my special spot bitch (Baal's Special Spot)!
Other team player trying to help his team- FUCK!!!!! Where is he?
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a pleasureable experience
Im having a G-spot Botox
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You let cookies and cream ice cream melt in your mouth, reserving a large cookie piece. Each person in the circle sticks out their tongues and the person with the largest cookie piece, or x marks the spot, wins the round.
Kelly: Your cookie is bigger than mine.
Shannon: X marks the spot!
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usually, meaning comes over or go somewhere.
Hey jay come run through the spot really quick I got to show u something
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It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.
1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"
2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"
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