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While having sex, your partner punches you in the face right before orgasm. i.e. Hit the button, then you get wet. See also "Buffy"
Dude, whats that bruise on your face from? My girl totally gave me a dunk tank last night.
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When a guy is so fat, his junk is not small... it's a tank (also known as "the Blob"! This is also known to happen when guys get extreme silicone injections.
That fat guy just got kicked in the junk tank!
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This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.
The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!
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Overly vocal declarations of one's tanking abilities and penchant for threatning to quit. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in paladin tanks, people who feel they need to make up for their class inadequacy somehow.
OMG you fucking warrior tanks think you are amazing.
nobody knows about paladin tanks, they are the best, but nobody realises it because everyone fucking loves gay ass warrior tanks.
Paladin tank syndrome = noob
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The Antifa Tank Division, or ATD, is a subset of the greater Antifa movement. A tank is one of the (heavily disproportionately female) fatties on her mobility scooter. Tanks are characterized by their bullet carrying capacity being akin to that of the emu due to just how much fat they happen to pack on there.
Tanks are generally equiped with a stock of milkshakes, gasoline, a pack of matches, and a weapon to "bash the fash" (usually a slice of pizza that they accidentally sat on and forgot about, assuming they do not feel the urge to inhale it first.
Members of the Antifa Tank Division are oftentimes seen outside Starbucks, ready to lightly lob coffee, milkshakes, and acid at "fascists" (read centrists and conservatives), only to call the cops when they get shit back.
The Antifa Tank Division is a group of retarded fatasses who would rather abuse and assault defenseless people instead of getting a job and contributing to society.
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in possession of full wood. when using public transport and acquiring convoy cock, you would have a full tank of gas.
wowzers look at that piece of ass, i've got a full tank of gas just thinking about it.
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When you wonder if a guy likes the opposite sex or not.
Buddy rubbed me the wrong way with those fruity jokes,,, he may have some sugar in his tank.. Idk if I can be seen with the likes of him, people may look at me funny.
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