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A noun given to the fuzzy effect that your sight gets after doing something, such as running hard, or taking a bong hit, or coughing harshly, or laughing...
LOOK! THE RAINBOW WORMS ARE ATTACKING!
A large amount of unknown outcomes. Much like a can of worms or ball of wax...only worse.
Allissa opened a real ball of worms when she decided to have shoulder surgery.
Tom Sandoval.
Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
When one grabs the top of their worm and proceeds to dip the worm in a series of spices or herbs to create a burning sensation.
Get ready for the flaming worm slag
When a dude is doing well is tricked into saying something out of character because some little ring worm just blamed the black people for crimes he committed against the dude cos he’s a scum bag moron who just hates good people
Bro I’m gonna take a cyanide tablet because this little turd Burgular won’t stop destroying my life with his personal vendetta against people who party and fuck chicks for a job because he just pulled another fucking Kramer worm move on me for no reason just because I was gonna get laid and get paid bro fuck him