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When a person missteps and trips on a seemingly invisible object. It is theorized that the person may have actually ran afoul of a pocket of air denser than the surrounding air.
Guy 1: Connie and I were walking down the hall when she tripped and fell out of nowhere. Landed right on her face!
Guy 2: You sure she didn't trip over fat air? I've seen that happen before.
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When one attempts to draw the attention or initiate conversation with someone they know, only to be completely ignored, leaving the instigator looking like a total twat.
*Ryan has headphones in*
Josh- "Yooo Ryan my man how you doing?"
Ryan-
Sean- "Nice big slice of Air Pie there Josh, fancy sharing?"
Josh- "I don't even like Ryan"
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Stupidly expensive headphones that rich kids get for christmas and their birthday's.
Oh no he can't hear us he has air pods in
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When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.
Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus
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The act of farting in a cupped hand and rapidly presenting it to someone
Pfft.. swish, "oh man that's sick," "What you do not like air cookies?"
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The act of releasing gas. Also known as farting, passing gas, blowing a stinky, etc.
Chelsea: Ew. What's that smell?
Ellen: HA HA HA
Chelsea: EWW ELLEN YOU JUST TOOK AN AIR DUMP ON ME!!
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