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When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason
non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi
toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
The alpha king, valorants best player, the hottest person alive, rich😈😈 the BEST viper main in na 😩. #alpha na last hope. #1 on the leaderboard. Got the biggest pp. better then the jay hoe
Her: uwu can I add u peqchyy68#alpha peqchyy69#alpha: yes babe
when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff
(This whole things a joke btw)
Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY
An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.
Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….
‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
Having the vibes of an alpha, rather than a sigma. Loud, feels the need to be in charge, always yelling at others.
“bro you got alpha energy when you could have sigma energy”