i probably hate you

13 year old kiddos who want to be edgy

13//emo//bisexual ^`^//BMTH//I probably hate you

I wanna kill you

I wanna kill you is word that's typically used when someone wants to kill you

Jim - I wanna kill you
Tom - okay?

I will slap you bitch

bitch don't touch me you will be harmed. Basically meaning get THE FUCK AWAY especially good friends because they will slap you the hardest. Like my friend Jordan for example, she wont stop slapping me so i say I will slap you bitch!!!!

So this word means if you see that girl/s that said that get the fuck away emideitly if you barely know the person!!!! so in cases like a friend you say If you touch me I will fucking slap you bitch!!!!!i will slap you bitch!!!!

i can't stand you

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.

Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!

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I Safe! You Safe! We Safe!

A half-broken English slogan used by construction companies in Singapore to remind their workers to be accident-conscious—zero success is the goal to preventing any casualties, accidents, or deaths.

If a grammatically incorrect slogan can get people to stop and comment, its impact in conveying the intended message is likely to be greater—I Safe! You Safe! We Safe! looks like a potential winner.

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I don't know you

A term used as a greeting, an insult or comeback, a conversation filler (to fill an awkward silence) and a game by adding a word to the sentence. Coined by Cameron, also known as Camen bu in March 2013. Also used as "I don't even know you!," this version is generally when spoken by really white people.

Greeting:
Person 1: Hey Bob, how you been?
Bob: I don't know you!

Insult/Comeback
Person 1: Bob, that was a terrible speech.
Bob: Bro, I don't care what you think, I don't even know you!

Conversation filler (fill an awkward silence)
Person 1: Bob, will you go out with me?
(Awkward Silence)
Bob: I don't know you!

Game
Person 1: Bob, I don't know you!
Bob: I really don't know you!
Person 1: I really don't even know you!
Bob: I really totally don't even know you!
Person 1: You win Bob.

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I love love you

i love you is different from an I love love you. An I love love you means to love someone more than just a friend. It means to love someone as a soul mate.

person 1:I love love you

person 2:I didn’t think you thought about me like that
person 1: well I do

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