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n. a thug in the ghetto that will slay you with mad ninja skills. 2. n. some Asian kid who acts all gangsta
1. I know Asian thugs in the street that will slay your penis like a Spartan in bed.
2. Man, Justin is such an Asian thug wannabe.
A dad that is a total looser and doesnt understand the true importance of things.
Asian Dad is happy today and decides to buy son an Xbox.
Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.
The act of making your eye look like an Asian, (mostly eastern) eye.
Jackie is Asian fishing. Look at her makeup
In America, known as the peach fuzz mustache and goatee that East Asians, Southeast Asians, and Pacific Islanders, who, unlike most men of American or European and some of African ancestry, pathetically attempt to grow. But, of course, this would be generalizing, because some Asian men can sport the full package either through a rare genetic occurrence or by a facial hair transplant.
In the UK, known as the terrorist-looking facial hair that Americans often associate with Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda. Otherwise known as the South Asian beard or the Indian beard.
Asian Guy 1: Man, I wish I had as much facial hair as that Asian guy!
Asian Guy 2: Yeah, you wish you didn't have that pathetic Asian beard, you chink!
Asian Guy 1: Oh no you didn't you SOB! I just haven't gone through puberty yet!
If someone is Asian and are generally or stereotypically a really smart person, and you ask them a question and they answer it wrong or blank out for a few seconds and say "yeah?", then you are allowed to call them a "stupid Asian". Also, if they do something that is obviously stupid (e.g. jumping off the stairwell while trying to fly...even if they're just joking), than you can also call them a stupid Asian. If they've done something not even stupid or wrong, than you shouldn't call the Asian person a stupid Asian, because seriously, that's like calling this blond haired person a "dumb blonde", if they won a Nobel Prize. It's just stupid...
You: Hey dude...so uh, how 'bout that weather today...?
Asian: ...
Asian: ...
Asian: Whu?
You: Ugh, you stupid Asian!
You: Mr. _____, what is the answer to 4 + 4?
Asian: Ooh; I know!
You: ...well, what is it?!
Asian: Nine?!
You: Ugh, no you dumbass; eight! Agh, you're such a stupid Asian.
Asian and You: *laughing*
((There are some more examples, but I'm too lazy...))
Two or more asians in a car together. Usually a tricked out Honda or Acura with a fart pipe. Usually all wearing sunglasses and spiked hair.
"I passed an asian gang on my way to get donuts last night. They were trying to look very tough and scary."
A man takes his balls and stuffs them inside the asshole of an Asian woman. Then jacks his dick as hard as he can until his balls explode and kill the Asian.
Oh damn man, that Asian bitch's shit just got blow up by that dudes balls. Oh, must've been an "Asian Grenade."...duh