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Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss
one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!
A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
1. A question that you ask to piss somone off
2. A question that only an asshole would ask
Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"
Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"
The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.
"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"
A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.