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When a bunch of homeless guys have a sexy orgy in the back of a red Prius
Hobo 1: Hey you going to Mike's orgy
Hobo 2: Yeah I wouldn't ever miss that soup kitchen
Hobo 1: Gotta love being part of Dirty Mike and They Boyz
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A conglomerate of all bodily secretions into a toilet, consisting of urine, poop, saliva, and to top it off, ejaculate. Bonus points if you add blood.
Guy 1: Yo, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I was feeling bored so I made a hefty toilet soup.
Guy 1: Aww sick man.
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The result of an unsuccessful hunting season.
Did you catch anything?
No, we got tag soup this year.
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This term comes from the act of "going down" on a woman and performing oral sex.
I went down on her and had some sloppy soup.
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noun - plural. very big lips. (i.e. ones good for blowing on a hot bowl to cool it.)
Did you see the soup coolers on that chick? Must be Botox or something.
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When you sweat so much that your boxers get drenched right under your testicles and it feels like they're being dipped in warm soup.
Dude, I just got done dry-humping the SHIT out of your mom and now I have Soup Nuts like a motherfucker (haha double entendre)
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This is the act of having sex with someone from behind when both parties are drunk. Bone soup happens when the motion of sex makes the person getting it from behind throw up.
Last night Sara was so drunk when we had sex I made her bone soup
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