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A type of fuck up which should be impossible to do, but somehow has happened
Damn, he really Austined that relationship
An awesome boy who has pretty eyes with freckles and brown hair, he also plays football and wears his jersey every Friday he also has a girlfriend named Chloe, Chloe is so funny pretty, and sweet her and Austin get along really well, Austin Is kind and a funny guy you would be so lucky to have him.
Chloe and Austin are such a cute couple.
A redneck motherfucker who has an addiction to Busch latte. Austin’s are tons of work and a lot to care for and clean up after.
Friends with Colton
Has hoes
Like a lot of hoes
Austin: I don’t have hoes
Also Austin: girl one, girl two, girl 3
Has hoes
Like a lot
Is friends with Colton
Will never find this
Austin: I don’t have hoes
Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee
He’s on call with me and I don’t know what’s going on and he has hoes
Austin: I’m not a hoe
Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, and girl 3
Austin is a great boyfriend, if your boyfriend is Austin you’re winning.
Nobody:
Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!