Random
Source Code
Random
Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara
Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!
21👍 36👎
One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
16👍 27👎
1: two strips of bacon that have attached themselves to one another in the pan while being fried.
If one is generous enough to share his or her plate of bacon, bacon buddies are to be counted only as one slice.
2: When two people become such good friends that they are willing to share bacon with one another.
Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, thanks for sharing your bacon with me!"
Guy 2: "Your welcome. Just remember that I get all the bacon buddies."
Example 2
Girl 1: "Andy shared his bacon with me this morning. We're bacon buddies now."
Girl 2: "I knew he was the one for you."
Example 3
Girl 1: "Hey, can I have some of your bacon?"
Guy1: "I think we need to stop seeing each other."
4👍 4👎
A word describing an excessively over-tanned woman, and/or a humorous response to a misheard question or statement.
(1st Example)
"You like your bacon steaks don't you Dave"
(2nd Example)
Adam: "What did you say about that tv programme last night?"
Mary: "Bacon Steaks?"
Adam: "Good one..."
4👍 4👎
When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.
"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!
4👍 4👎
Doing a girl doggy style while she's making you breakfast.
I had toast and tea while making Kevin's Bacon
10👍 15👎
At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it.
Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.
17👍 30👎