An excellent podcast put on by Luke Burbank, Jen Andrews, and Sean DeTore. The podcast stems from a radio show by the same name (often abbreviated "TBTL") that was cancelled on September 11, 2009.
Based in Seattle, Washington, it is often described as the "Seinfeld" of talk radio. Popular segments include Awesome/Not Awesome, This Day in TBTL History, Music for Your Weekend, and Cooking with Sean DeTore.
The show's blog and podcasts can be found at tbtl.net
I was listening to Too Beautiful to Live today and it was freaking hilarious.
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Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn
The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?
Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.
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โthe sunset is beautiful, isnโt it?โ is a way to tell someone that you love them, but youโre letting them go.
Looking deeply into the eyes of the loved one you couldnโt have and now decided to let go and saying: โthe sunset is beautiful, isnโt it?โ
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To be taken literally, it is a command for a beautiful girl to suck on your man meat.
From the movie "American Pie."
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
girl laughs
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
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A name for a disease your wife gets if she spends all day in bed staring at YouTube beauty vlogs on her smartphone.
Becky I think you're coming down with a beauty bug!
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No you are not
I want some chicken nuggets, you are beautiful
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