koji beef

When yo girl gets stolen and then he gets her back and hates the guy that stole her

Man I stole Jacobs girl and then her got her back now he got that Koji Beef

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beef sweats

When you've eaten so much meat, particularly beef, you begin to bloat and sweat. Some may choose to purge at this point, depending on the desert menu.

All that meatloaf gave me the beef sweats.

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beef boat

When you shit in a girl's vag while wearing a sailors hat whilst butt naked

Joe:Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Alex:Yeah I definitely pulled out the sailor hat and beef boat'ed her

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grinding the beef

A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.

"Don't mind me, I'm just grinding the beef"

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Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

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Beef Bonanza

The trendier term for a quote "Sausage fest" involving three or more gents with no girls in sight.

Fuckin' el, why do we only end up at beef bonanza parties? Bro.

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Beef it up

To stink up the bathroom

After eating that Taco Bell, the bathroom is in trouble as I'm going to beef it up

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