Random
Source Code
Random
A metaphor that you shouldn't ever take literally. It's true meaning is "to have lots of fun". The word 'blast' originates from big. So now, when you hear somebody say "Let's have a blast!", you won't have to wonder what they mean. Because, they're trying to tell you that the next following days are going to be fun!
Tomorrow, I'm going on a Summer trip to LA. Oh my god, we're also going to the beach and having cocktails! My life will have a blast!
1👍 3👎
Vomiting, often projectile, after or during a long night of fratting.
I frat blasted, rallied, and still hooked up with that sexy sorostitute.
1👍 3👎
When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.
Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah
Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist
During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
The Baja Blast is when a man finishes in a woman’s mouth, she holds it in her mouth and drives her to Taco Bell. Where he buys her a Baja blast, she spits the semen into said Baja blast and continues to drink it all day.
Dude last night me and Christina did the Callahan Baja Blast.
When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans
Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud
17👍 3👎
The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.
Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!
44👍 12👎