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A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".
Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez
"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"
"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."
1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.
After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.
really hot pale girls with good bodies.
awhhhh yeaaa she a turquoise bone
The act of two women (FFM) performing a Fellatio as a threesome.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
Sean: "I had the best bone slider ever last night"
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.
Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone
Bad-ass character from the video game "Mutant League Football" and also "Mutant League Hockey." His name is a take off from Football/Baseball all-star Bo Jackson. It's also a killer indie band from Kelowna, B.C., one of the cutting-edge bands in the new "Freak Rock" genre.
"Dude, did you see the drummer from Bones Jackson? He plays like he's on speed!"
"Man, how about their lead singer, he wails like 1990s era Axl Rose."
Another way to say No.
1: "you still going to the fair this year?" 2: "Zee bones broski, I can't afford tickets."