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A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!
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Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!
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A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
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I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"
Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
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* BOD does the bread bun!
* Jonneh laughs at BOD, and decides to do the break bun, humiliating himself even further!
* Brynet-Inc stares.
Your go to local burger. It is basic, not simble.
Wallah you won’t regret it.