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A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.
The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!
Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
Dollar burritos refer to discount marijuana
Yeah, I'm just sittin' here having a few dollar burritos - you guys want one?
wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn
Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super
A burrito sunrise is the aftereffect of explosive diarrhea from having eaten, the night before, a burrito or any other Mexican, Tex-Mex, or Americanized Mexican style meal. A burrito sunrise, in it's most fundamental from, is the unexpected awakening to explosive diarrhea after a late-night escapade at Taco Bell.
Dude, I woke up to a burrito sunrise this morning.
It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.
“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”
A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side
May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink
Yes Diet Pepsi