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When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk
Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober
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just a general insult or nickname
heys what's up Captain latreen
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Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"
Arrrgh, I'd like to pull a captain wieman on that broad (or dude).
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A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.
Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!
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An Avenger who is the best of all. He has the powers of all the Avengers. He is the one to save the day.
We don't have to worry, we have Captain Delliott
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Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"
"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"
"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
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The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.
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