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To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.
I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.
The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.
In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle
Ur mom is such a carpet dragon
A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.
Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"
Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
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