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When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.
Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"
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after performing anal sex the man removes his penis and inserts it into his partners mouth
I gave her a tasty chocolate lolly...assfucking to face...yes that is what I do
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(n.) When a girl is performing a handstand while simultaneously having a bowel movement and her lover is sucking out the excrement
Oh man! I have to go take a shower... I just gave the babysitter a chocolate turnover and now I feel dirty.
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Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.
Kevin: What the hell is that smell?
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom!
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric!
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?
Kevin, Nancy, Uriah and Tom to Eric: Chocolate pants, chocolate pants, can't get a ticket to the retard dance.
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When nipples protrude through a shirt and are the shape of chocolate chips.
Suzi: Ben, your nipples are looking very erect today, i rather like it.
Ben: Why thank you. =D
Stacy: Ben's got chocolate chipples!
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when discharge from the anus finds its way onto one's finger during the process of buttock penetration with one's phalanges
'oh yes, twas thrilling until she gave me chocolate fingers'
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dana enjoys getting a chocolate apple, even though, a fist rammed into his eagerly awaiting anal cavity is such a chore.
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