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A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
Chuck E. Cheese is the scariest mouse in the fucking world!
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To throw the piece sign when leaving. The index and middle fingers are shaken back and forth.
As I left the party with my girl, I chuck da duece to my friends.
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A competitive drum corps circuit designed exclusively for those who sport snap backs and walk with j-tot swagger.
Drum Chuck International is proud to present: Literally Any Drum Corps Show, under the direction of Charles Tiberius
When half Mexicans feel left out so they have there quince in the whitest place possible
“ I told u Lucy u can’t have a quince “
*sigh*
“Oh well I guess we can go to Chuck E. Cheese”
“ what?!?”
“Yah about to have my chuck e quince”
“Dumbass”
The most powerful man in the world save one, the person who defeated him in mortal combat upon the slopes of mount olympus. The Incarnate of Zues, king of the gods, known only as Souther, managed to dodge one of Chuck Norris'
roundhouse kicks, and punched him in the face, defeating him. However even though it was mortal combat, Chuck Norris still lives, and Souther was so impressed with his god-fighting abilities that he retired from fighting, and became a latin teacher.
(There is also some speculation that this "Souther" was Chuck Norris in disguise and moved so fast that it apeared to observers that there were two people.)
Student: "my teacher fought Chuck Norris and won"
Uninformed Student: "No, nobody can beat Chuck Norris"
Student: "no, for real, they trained at the same dojo, and my teacher beat him in a spar"
Uninformed Student: "no way! He'd have to be like Zeus or something"
*Uninformed Student explodes because he is simultaniously hit by a lightening bolt and Chuck Norris, who greatly respects the only man to ever defeat him*
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Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.
Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white TV.
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See Brothel
a place where you can pay for some cheap entertainment, and catch a contagious disease....
Chuck E. Cheeses is gross-it's the kind of place you take your kids if you hate them
We took Debbie and Biff to Chuck E. Cheese-they spent $30 dollars on Skee-Ball and only won 5 tickets, Biff got into a fight with another kid, and they both have Staph!
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