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A TV show where two women go to peoples' shitholes of houses and clean them.
I'm not talking about houses that just need a bit of dusting and hoovering. I'm talking about houses festering with bugs, houses with carpets that haven't been hovered for years, houses that are filthy and full of shit.
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(verb) to get rid of old things you don’t need anymore. (came from Eminem's song "Cleaning out my closet").
"I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet."
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The reason I am on urban dictionary.
Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.
Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*
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This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.
A clean-up aisle 9 can be called anytime someone busts a wet sounding fart.
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"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"
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When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.
What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register
When 5 or more employees of the same company are being fired simultaneously on Zoom.
At better.com the CEO recently had no time to call his employees into his office . He chose to perform the one clean fell swoop treatment on 900 employees.